Sausage signings

Tomorrow I’m going to be spending seven hours in central London with a load of pig farmers, an ex-Atomic Kitten, an ice-skating Gladiator, a 15ft sausage and a load of marker pens.

Giant sausage
I am a serious journalist… I am a serious journalist…. I am a serious journalist….

Jay Rayner would be impressed.

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3 Responses to “Sausage signings”

  1. Adam West

    That’s it, I’m going to build an f***ing great cow powered by a massive truck engine and drive it up the M4 to London just to compete in this wild and crazy BIG food competition!!

  2. jon stewart

    So, let’s get this right. You asked some chap how big his sausage was???

  3. Caroline Stocks


    There’s no way of explaining my way out of this to try and make it sound any better…